Mr Longbottom. I kind of have a small question for you and it’s a little awkward to ask my parents about it so yeah. Like last year Charlie and I were talking about that you and my dads were in the same year and we kind of wondered if the three of you and maybe some other Gryffindor guys sometimes played truth or dare.
Why, hello, Henry! How’re your dads, it feels like I haven’t seen them in eons. Truth or Dare? Oh, sure, we played that tons of times. Seamus was the one to teach us all how to play it, actually.
Oh, ah, bonjour Monsieur Longbottom. I’m sure if you bundled it up well enough and sent via a strong owl whom you trust won’t let it go through harm, it should arrive in good condition.
Bonjour! I’m beginning to think that’s the brightest option, unless I flew to Hogwarts myself. I’ve got to say I’m leaning more toward that because I’m missing Little Longbottom, already, but that always happens.
I know! You need to come b-by sometime d-during one of our b-breaks, or something. I know D-Dad would love it. You should get one for yourself! Then we could stay in touch b-better. D-does he? Well, they are good friends, I b-believe.
I’ll definitely try to be over during the next break but you know how hectic the Cauldron gets during the holidays, I’d have to leave Sonny-boy behind to take care of it. They are…good enough friends for a sleepover on New Years apparently. I think it’s nice.
Hello, sir, I don’t know if you remember me, I’m Finn, and in Charlie’s House here. And as long as it’s wrapped up in safe packaging and you send a good owl, it’ll make it.
Oh, don’t call me sir, I’m not a Professor anymore. Hello, Finn, I think I recognise your name! I hope you’re right, you know for something that’s called “Apple” it really isn’t that sturdy or edible.
Probably not because it could break.
Oh, no, we can’t have that, Cheeky loves this thing too much I wouldn’t want him to be without it.
Hi, Uncle Neville! Just make sure it’s wrapped up good and it should b-be okay.
Hello, Lily! I can’t remember the last time I saw you but you’re looking very grown up. I don’t really want to give it back now, I’m having fun. He’s got a lot of pictures of your cousin Louis saved on this thing.
I need to ask the younger generation this: Is it safe to owl these things?